I was surfing the web this afternoon and decided to check in on the lunatics over in Smizik-Land. I was surprised to see my beloved BD mentioned by one of Bob-O's regulars, something that goes by the name of "Daquido Bazzini". I'm sure that many of you guys are familiar with his rantings. He writes in a peculiar, stream of consciousness style that is more random outburst than coherent thought. The common thread is his virulent hatred of all things Nutting.
Well he has donned his tinfoil hat again and he has "outted" BD as a publicity arm of the Pirates:
"Speaking of Francois Coonelly........Take a look at a certain Pirate (fan???) site today. I couldn't help but to notice the top of the board article is a feature of a discussion with Mssr. Coonely from Pirate Fest in December.
They are seriously debating and pondering "draft pool numbers."
What "fans" can discuss serious draft pool numbers with the President of a MLB club?!
You don't see this in the PG....Or any other local paper, or for that matter MLB.com, Yahoo, etc.....You see it on a fan site.
Strange and unusual behavior from a Regime that works in a never ending scheme of propaganda within their own means."
I guess the jig is up guys. We have been sussed out!
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of the managing editor (Charlie) or SB Nation. FanPosts are written by Bucs Dugout readers.
6 recs | 118 comments
theatrain - February 21, 2012
Just because you're paranoid
doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
Roberto - February 21, 2012
lol
McCutchenIsTheTruth - February 21, 2012
hahaha indeed
theatrain - February 21, 2012
He's Projecting
He recognizes his own inability to engage in any type of serious Pirates discussion above the standard Sideshow Bob’s Blog-O-Negativity level of discourse which settles at “Nutting is cheap! Coonelly is a liar! NH is stupid! SALE THE TEAM to Super Mario or Mark Cuban!”, and he then projects his lack of understanding the actual workings of matters beyond that onto all Pirates fans.
Bishop1973 - February 21, 2012
It is odd how an engaged fan, when given the opportunity, might ask more relevant and interesting questions than the media does.
dswoager - February 21, 2012
Since we've been caught,
I have a confession to make – I was on the grassy knoll. Anyone else want to ’fess up?
Trogluddite - February 21, 2012
Fine, I will as well.
I stuck around St. Petersburg, when I saw it was time for a change.
Killed the czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain.
I rode a tank, held a general’s rank.
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank.
Bishop1973 - February 21, 2012
Not sure I'd be
pleased to meet you – do I know your name?
Trogluddite - February 21, 2012
Me?
I’m shouting out “who killed the Kennedy’s”
But, I think it was you and me.
PensFan024 - February 22, 2012
I'm DB Cooper
PuncSpeedChunk - February 21, 2012
That whole Jimmy Hoffa thing?
Yep, that was me.
Pagliaroni - February 21, 2012
I was the 20th hijacker.
IAPiratesFan - February 21, 2012
Were you on the guy first too?
Kev S - February 22, 2012
fail
Kev S - February 22, 2012
I let the dogs out.
ThisYearsModel - February 21, 2012
Were you the guy on first too?
Kev S - February 22, 2012
Another Rec - I just projected spittle out of my left nostril
lambert58 - February 22, 2012
It was me
I did the vocals for Milli and Vanilli
Brakeman8 - February 22, 2012
These ALL get recs.
Nicely done, gang.
cocktailsfor2 - February 22, 2012
But what about Ashlee Simpson?
Bradley James McEachern - February 23, 2012
I buried Paul.
cocktailsfor2 - February 22, 2012
Liar.
He said “cranberry sauce” and you know it.
Bishop1973 - February 22, 2012
I also was
the walrus.
cocktailsfor2 - February 22, 2012
I buried Flanders
Pagliaroni - February 22, 2012
i fought the law...
white angus - February 23, 2012
I know the location of both Waldo and Carmen Sandiego
Bucko - February 22, 2012
This feels good to get off my chest
Tupac is my neighbor. Has been for 3 years. He’s been living there in solidarity. And Trog, I know that the CIA put you on the grassy knoll.
glass0941 - February 22, 2012
Don't look at me.
I was just having lunch in the school book depository.
bucdaddy - February 22, 2012
I shot the deputy
KentuckyPirate - February 22, 2012
I supplied the Whitney
Cheap Beer - February 22, 2012
I shot JR.
Garrett122 - February 22, 2012
I once pushed my sister down the stairs
and blamed it on the dog
Mr. E - February 22, 2012
Who hasn't done that?
Heck we didn’t even have a dog at the time.
MDBuc - February 22, 2012
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Vlad - February 22, 2012
I also shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Vlad - February 22, 2012
How'd he get there?
Pagliaroni - February 22, 2012
I’ll never know.
Vlad - February 22, 2012
i would do anything for love...
including that…
theatrain - February 22, 2012
When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew; I flogged the one eyed snake; I skinned my sausage; I made the bald man cry! Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate (at least I hope she did).
BlindSquirrel - February 22, 2012
You are one sick
little dwarf! Do they have Australian sub-titles for Game of Thrones?
Trogluddite - February 22, 2012
nah
we understand English (aren’t we clever?)
BlindSquirrel - February 23, 2012
Some of you. Australians I know are 50/50.
thecheeseisblue - February 24, 2012
What a nasty little dwarf!
By the bye, do American tv shows down there have Australian sub-titles?
Trogluddite - February 22, 2012
Sorry 'bout the double-post
somehow the first one disappeared on my screen, so I thought I had cancelled before posting.
Trogluddite - February 22, 2012
I’m John Galt.
wg1of5 - February 22, 2012
Well played sir
WVPiratesfan - February 23, 2012
I thought
you were Kaiser Soze.
cocktailsfor2 - February 23, 2012
this may be a new flash to some of you,
oldtimehockey09 - February 23, 2012
but I'm THAT guy
my bad
oldtimehockey09 - February 23, 2012
I threw popcorn on the ice in Winnipeg
In case you don’t know what i’m talking about
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6405669483655957433#
Bradley James McEachern - February 23, 2012
Thank you
for taking that hour out of my life. haha I sat and watched the whole thing. im a history buff, and parts of that were hilarious. Other parts downright strange, but I liked it nonetheless.
mattygabe - February 25, 2012
It was me, it was me all along
obscure wrestling reference is obscure
WVPiratesfan - February 23, 2012
could this be why
sweetleb was banned and why he was treated terrible.
melikie yung tang - February 21, 2012
no
he was banned because he was an idiot who trolled all day, adding no substance to any discussion
PuncSpeedChunk - February 21, 2012
I check his post
all were on the pirates site so maybe he is not a troll and you just disagree with him.
melikie yung tang - February 21, 2012
an example of someone who disagrees
is Thunder. Usually he doesnt agree with general sentiment but backs his beliefs up with evidence, facts, etc. Sweetleb spend all his time spreading rumors, citing his “inside sources”, and name calling.
P.S. Thunder, I apologize for having to mention you in the same post as sweetleb.
PuncSpeedChunk - February 21, 2012
citing his "inside sources"
Ah, his infamous mole in the front office.
glass0941 - February 22, 2012
Rewind yourself.
cocktailsfor2 - February 22, 2012
you checked all his posts in 4 minutes?
and post this, i doubt it perv.
karreemofwheat - February 22, 2012
I know, right?
PensFan024 - February 22, 2012
NO
Sweetleb was banned because everyone here felt threatened by his intellect, myself included.
Kev S - February 22, 2012
WTM - February 22, 2012
Languages change over time, I’m sure he was just ahead of his time. The great ones, masters if you will, are never appreciated in their time. Sweetleb lost to the BD world forever………or until he creates a new username.
Kev S - February 22, 2012
Yeah, like “melikie yung tang.”
Charlie Wilmoth - February 22, 2012
I actually checked that profile
but it appeared to have been created some time ago – maybe a sleeper screen name?
Trogluddite - February 22, 2012
It might have been created a while ago
but yung tang hadn’t posted since Feb 2011. Then after sweetleb was banned yung tang suddenly started posting again. What a coincidence!
gorillagogo - February 22, 2012
It’s definitely sweetleb. They’re both banned now.
Charlie Wilmoth - February 22, 2012
This is disappointing, Charlie.
How dare you deprive us of the presence of someone with the intellectual heft and maturity to create a screen name such as “melikie yung tang.”
Who’s next? Dick Hertz? Jack Mehoff? Where does it end with you?
Bishop1973 - February 22, 2012
Heywood Jablome
cocktailsfor2 - February 22, 2012
Rusty Kuntz?
We can’t pay tribute to former Pirate coaches?
Mr. E - February 22, 2012
Hugh Jass?
Vlad - February 22, 2012
Master Bates?
Cheap Beer - February 22, 2012
Dave Littlefield
white angus - February 22, 2012
Tyrone Shoelaces?
lambert58 - February 22, 2012
I forgot to mention he has a bassaball jones.
lambert58 - February 22, 2012
My Russian Pal
Ivan Engorgeddik?
Pagliaroni - February 22, 2012
My Russian chauffers
Pickop and Dropov?
cocktailsfor2 - February 22, 2012
"chauffeurs."
DAMMIT.
cocktailsfor2 - February 22, 2012
Cam Bonifay
Bradley James McEachern - February 23, 2012
Or
The Master Batter.
glass0941 - February 22, 2012
Good.
I was tired of that one, too.
In addition to the content (or lack thereof), he name was too sophomoric for Beavis and Butthead, even.
cocktailsfor2 - February 22, 2012
The Quote above
was not my favorite pearl of wisdom from this guy. Check out the following comment he posted after the Hunter Pence trade:
“Bob I still give you credit for the above article.
Let me air this out…..I know a couple bartenders in Santa Monica here that are “huge” Philly fans. They are totally educated in the Phillies farm system from top to bottom.
When I spoke to one of them on Friday night (the night of the Pence deal), his words were (pardon me for quoting him exactly)……..
“We didn’t give up **** or shinola….And we got Hunter Pence!”
He described those two Class A prospects as “a couple of beans in a bag” to the Philly organization.
Let’s face it……The Phillies got Pence, and we’ve got kids with pimples.
I don’t have to guess who will fare better for the next five years.
It’s about 305 miles from Pittsburgh to Philly….But they are light years ahead of the Pirate organization.
The blame sits squarely on the Nutting Regime."
This made me wonder if he takes his laptop to the bar and posts from there. That would seem to explain a lot.
Pagliaroni - February 21, 2012
I remember reading that
sometime. The Astros got a haul lol, but not according to this guy.
McCutchenIsTheTruth - February 21, 2012
i wouldnt be surprised if the astros get v little out of it
imo, Singleton’s their best bet.
BurgherKing - February 21, 2012
What’s great about that is that that he’s amongst the Smizik Sycophants who will entirely dismiss the writing of Jonah Keri, Keith Law, etc with a “what do they know!” but he seems more than happy to readily accept the opinion of a bartender in Santa Monica as fact.
rj.reynolds - February 22, 2012
if home slice takes his laptop to the bars with him...
i must retract my I’m that guy statement above. clearly HE is that guy and just a miserable sad individual.
oldtimehockey09 - February 23, 2012
I used to live in Santa Monica.
There’s lots of his type around.
cocktailsfor2 - February 23, 2012
also
charlie is from wheeling wv. and nutting is from rhe same area hmmmm.
melikie yung tang - February 21, 2012
and...
I have never seen the two of them together. Coincidence??? I think not.
Pagliaroni - February 21, 2012
This is too funny
McCutchenIsTheTruth - February 21, 2012
also
Nutting and Wilmoth both have seven letters of which only two are vowels and both start with letters from the second half of the alphabet just like Pittsburgh and Pirates and Wheeling and Charlie is a musician and so is Paul McCartney and Paul McCartney is rich just like Bob Nutting and Paul McCarney’s last name starts with “Mc” and the Pirates having been signing all these guys whose names start with “Mc”… wow it all makes so much sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crusty - February 21, 2012
Nutting had a secretary named Wilmoth, and Wilmoth had a secretary named Nutting…
DG Lewis - February 21, 2012
so the pirates own yahoo?
and sbn nation, sale the blog.
karreemofwheat - February 21, 2012
The hell with that
Sale the payroll if they own both!
glass0941 - February 22, 2012
If my season pass to Seven Springs doesn’t arrive soon, I’m moving to Smizikistan.
WTM - February 21, 2012
Cool.
I got a free subscription to the Altoona Mirror.
IAPiratesFan - February 21, 2012
what's sad is
I “like” the Pirates on Facebook and when reading the comments, you can pick out exactly which people are from Smizikstan.
PuncSpeedChunk - February 21, 2012
It's the email addresses that give it away
Like, ugluk@fromunderthebridge.com.
WTM - February 21, 2012
My Family
escaped from Smizikstan under the cover of night when I was a young child. It was a horribly oppressive regime and my father was persecuted for the use of logic and reason. I have a vague memory of men with pitchforks and torches outside of my family’s home one night. Their leader was a brute named….. Daquido!
Pagliaroni - February 22, 2012
smelled like cabbage and bath houses
white angus - February 23, 2012
Here you go.
WHYG Zane Smith - February 22, 2012
Since it has to be said:
Nutting’s too cheap to pay off bloggers.
Sale the interweb.
MDBuc - February 22, 2012
Sorry Guys
It’s about me. I am really that vain.
PensFan024 - February 22, 2012
Well played
although you and I are dating ourselves, as we may be the only ones who get that. I’m still trying to figure out C42’s “burying Paul” comment….
Trogluddite - February 22, 2012
Paul McCartney is dead
PuncSpeedChunk - February 22, 2012
…And now it makes sense.
PensFan024 - February 22, 2012
When did he die?
Trogluddite - February 22, 2012
He blew his mind out in a car -
he didn’t notice that the lights had changed.
.
cocktailsfor2 - February 22, 2012
Trogs & PF024
several years ago, when I was still quite naive…
crusty - February 22, 2012
nah I get it
but I play in a classic rock band, so it’s occupational knowledge!
Garrett122 - February 22, 2012
I'm surprised a thread of this um..... quality only has 2 recs
MDBuc - February 22, 2012
Yeah, what's up w/that?
I just made it 3 reccy’s
Trogluddite - February 22, 2012
I also forgot to mention...
I was in the monkey suit in the Patterson-Gimlin film
Trogluddite - February 22, 2012
It was I who dropped the giant squid on New York — but at least we all get along now.
ryebr3ad - February 22, 2012
i broke the dam
titanlord91 - February 23, 2012
Daquido is mispronounced Spanish
for Dbag
VoteforPedro - February 23, 2012
I might have to stop reading this site now
Unbelievable!
JDP1981 - February 23, 2012
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